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  • #726640

    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Since the new Horror on the Hill campaign is brimming with daft antics, let’s collect some of them here.
    Hal can even use them in his social media advertising efforts, if he reposts them on Twitter, or Demogorgonstagram, or FaerunBook, or wherever. 🙂

    • This topic was modified 3 months, 1 week ago by  Pencil-Monkey.
    #726644

    Hal
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    • Treant

    Thank you Monkey 😀

    There are certainly antics in the Horror on the Hill games. They just want a monkey army now apparently 🙂

    Cheers
    Hal

    #726695

    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    There are certainly antics in the Horror on the Hill games. They just want a monkey army now apparently

    Considering that they now have a Cleric with Time and Poop domains, those damn dirty apes are definitely going to end up with stinking paws. [/CharltonHeston] 🙂

    #726701

    Leah
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    • Commoner

    Ouch… the burn is strong with this one. Natural 1s to Natural 20s, there is no in between..

    #726702

    Aethyr
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    • Thri-kreen

    I am waiting for something that references the combat spent trying to climb a pillar.

    insert witticism here

    #726703

    Hal
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    • Treant

    The Elly one is amazing and so so accurate.

    Good work there Monkey 😀

    Hal

    #726704

    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    I am waiting for something that references the combat spent trying to climb a pillar.

    Just found a good photo of a garden gnome dangling on a rope, so you’ll get your wish soon. 😉

    #726705

    Leah
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    • Commoner

    These are spectacular! Thanks for the laugh 😀

    #726706

    Aethyr
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    • Thri-kreen

    You are a wizard at this Pencil Monkey. Your meme-fu is unparalleled.

    insert witticism here

    #733469

    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    BTW Hal, could you encourage the Bull Lupin Barbarian to try and enrich his vocabulary a little? Having him tear the listeners’ ears to bloodied shreds by shouting “Puny!”, or making loud howling noises, is getting a bit repetitive. 😉 As a way to help, here’s a quick random table he can roll on, next time he’s deciding on what deafeningly loud bellow to unleash on your audience: 🙂

    ROLL 1d8:
    1) Bam! Bam!
    2) Walkies?
    3) Hound SMASH!
    4) Ruh-roh!
    5) Grr…!
    6) Wag tail? Tail WHACK!
    7) Kibble?
    8) [Pick from the situational options below, or re-roll.]

    Against skeletons: Bones! Yum!

    While punching a Cockatrice: Chic-ken! Good!

    During Minotaur encounters: Mmm, steak!

    When fighting giant spiders, or Driders, or centaurs, or anything with a surplus of legs: Humpy, humpy!

    #733472

    Hal
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    • Treant

    I am thinking we need to immediately institute the use of this table and all comments with regards the Barbarian.

    I shall print it post haste.

    Sadly, due to life and people traveling we are not going to get to a session tomorrow, but it will be front and center next week.

    Cheers
    Hal

    #733502

    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Since you liked it so much, here’s a slightly expanded version, that even uses the classic Barbarian d12:

    ROLL 1d12:
    1) Bam! Bam!
    2) Walkies?
    3) Hound SMASH!
    4) Ruh-roh!
    5) Grr…!
    6) Wag tail? Tail WHACK!
    7) Kibble?
    8) You can snuff our lives, but you can never sniff… OUR BUTTS!
    9) Me no like bath… BUT ME LOVE BLOOD-BATH!
    10) You hurt me, me go “woof”. Me hurt you, you go “OOF NO AARGH ME DIE NOW”!
    11) Me gonna make like tree… and BARK!
    12) [Pick from the situational options below, or re-roll.]

    Against skeletons: Bones! Yum!

    While punching a Cockatrice: Chic-ken! Good!

    During Minotaur encounters: Mmm, steak!

    When fighting giant spiders, or Driders, or centaurs, or anything with a surplus of legs: Humpy, humpy!

    In a battle with ogres, hill giants, ettins, etc: Dig hole? BIG hole!

    Knocking around kobolds: Funny dog-lizards! Me, big dog! Me eat your gizzards!

    If he finds a Gelatinous Cube: Boxy? Squishy? BOX, and make it go SQUISH!

    Facing a red dragon, or pyro-hydra: Look like fire hydrant! Now, pee time!

    #733513

    Hal
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    • Treant

    I have to say that I really love number 9 😛

    Ha ha

    Hal

    #733519

    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Hur hur hur… Poo-ffany.

    #733920

    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Hurray for the YGGernauts, who have started releasing Jade Regent episodes again!

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