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  • #567008
    mchvlichldprdgy
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    • Owlbear

    ok, what is SHE doing with your keyboard!?!?!

    Speaking of images.

    #567009
    Salubrai
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    • Succubus

    Well, you know, some girls like computers and then some girls like computers.

    #567010
    riddles
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    • Succubus

    Didn’t someone release an attachment to the PC a few years ago that, um, how shall I put it, stuck out for a girl and had a hole for a boy…

    I think it allowed either the PC or someone you were interacting with to control the speed of the vibrate of the thing, to increase the virtual sensation or something…

    …or I could have been eating too much cheese! 😛

    #567011
    Salubrai
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    • Succubus

    As opposed to all the quality equipment for PC’s these days, like USB massagers? 😛

    Anyway, fin’s your go-to guy on this subject. He raced vibrators down the table among other “feminine entertainment items”

    #567012
    errand
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    • Gelatinous Cube

    How about a simple kazoo? Hal, it would make a great prop. And after about 23 seconds, there may be a wand / kazoo trade in the making.

    #567013
    riddles
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    • Succubus

    Having hidden a penny whistle from my youngest son over the w/e (those things should be banned under the Geneva convention), PLEASE, no musical instruments. Unless someone plays a bard of course… 😛

    #567014
    Salubrai
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    • Succubus

    I once had girl in my group – a bard who was something of a psychopath, at least that’s what we imagined her character as, who waxed eloquently about her dead ex-husband often…. And you guessed it – or maybe you didn’t – her musical instrument was her ex-husband’s ribcage. Nobody asked how he died.

    She also never did watches alone.

    But it did draw a crowd at taverns.

    #567015
    riddles
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    • Succubus

    A bone xylophone? Patrick Moore would be proud!

    #567016
    Lindsay
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    • Succubus

    I have quite a few things i could make lots of loud noises with…broken violin, recorder….drumsticks!!! Just remembered i have them….great idea!!!

    😀

    #567017
    riddles
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    • Succubus

    Impromptu drum solo for No. 29 then! Peoples’ heads an optional extra! 😛

    #567018
    Salubrai
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    • Succubus

    She can play the bones with all those random skully type bits she picked up to make an interesting looking skull with once.

    #567019
    riddles
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    • Succubus

    Nah, just draw a drumkit! 😉

    #567020
    Salubrai
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    • Succubus

    Or paint a sign on the wall that points in one direction and says “This way to musical instrument storage room”

    …. I’m not quite sure that’s how the paints work. 😆

    #567021
    errand
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    • Gelatinous Cube

    make a steel drum from all the armor laying about 😈

    Come Mr. Tally Man, tally me banana…

    #567022
    mchvlichldprdgy
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    • Owlbear

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Use the paints to paint an exit!!!

    Hehehehehe.

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