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    Hal
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    • Treant

    A wonderful piece of social commentary by our resident Filk Master!

    Begging On My Knees

    Another Martimus classic, this time to the tune of Turning Japanese by The Vapors!

    Hal :hal:

    #598160
    BigJackBrass
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    • Drider

    This is the closest I have personally come to recording a filk: I held the lyric sheet for him as he sang 😀

    #598161
    Isis
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    • Succubus

    Ooh, tricky one to do. Nice filk, Martimus!

    I have a sneaky suspicion that you’re working your way through Guitar Hero tunes…:D

    #598162
    Keener
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    • Drider
    BigJackBrass wrote:
    This is the closest I have personally come to recording a filk: I held the lyric sheet for him as he sang 😀

    So you are some kind of FILK tripod. 😀

    #598163
    Martimus
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    • Gelatinous Cube
    Isis wrote:
    Ooh, tricky one to do. Nice filk, Martimus!

    I have a sneaky suspicion that you’re working your way through Guitar Hero tunes…:D

    Hehe, no don’t own that, I’m holding out for Rock band for my Birthday in August:))

    Thanks to Big Jack for the ‘technical assisstance’.

    This one is dedicated to my wonderful wife who has a lot to put up with really 😀

    I’m at the game store, I’m in the queue

    Buying a game book , well maybe two

    You sit there glaring but there’s nothing I can do

    But it’s in colour, but still you frown

    There first editions and perfect bound

    You grab them off me and you throw them to the ground

    I bought a picture I bought a picture

    It’s by Elmor I got you one as well

    Bought you a dice bag it’s purple velvet

    You look straight through me shouting you go to hell

    I want that Burning Wheel and D&D

    M&M and True 20

    I’m begging on my knees

    I’m pleading begging on my knees

    I really need those

    I’m begging on my knees

    I’m pleading begging on my knees

    I really need those

    I’m beging on my knees

    I’m pleading begging on my knees

    I really need those

    I’m begging on my knees

    I’m pleading begging on my knees

    I really need those

    I bought a picture another picture

    I sneak it upstairs making sure I don’t tell

    My book collection gets ever bigger

    I’m hoping you won’t notice how much it’s swelled

    I want that Delta Green and GURPS 4E

    and Freeport Guide and Cold City

    I’m begging on my knees…

    Uttati Asfett just winks at me there’s Shadowspawn’s Guide to Sanctuary

    No wonder I’m broke

    Everywhere around me there are games and add ons

    Dice sets new from Chessex oooh look at those gold ones everyone

    Thats why I’m beggin on my knees

    I’m pleading begging on my knees

    I really need those…

    #598164
    BigJackBrass
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    • Drider
    Martimus wrote:
    This one is dedicated to my wonderful wife who has a lot to put up with really 😀

    And I’m sure she’ll be delighted to hear that you’ve dedicated a filk cover of a song about masturbation to her 😆

    #598165
    Martimus
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    • Gelatinous Cube
    BigJackBrass wrote:
    Martimus wrote:
    This one is dedicated to my wonderful wife who has a lot to put up with really 😀

    And I’m sure she’ll be delighted to hear that you’ve dedicated a filk cover of a song about masturbation to her 😆

    But the filk cover song isn’t about masturbation is it… and anyway would that be a good thing? It is my wife after all. 🙂

    #598166
    BigJackBrass
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    • Drider
    Martimus wrote:
    But the filk cover song isn’t about masturbation is it…

    Certainly The Lovely Emma thinks that pretty much anything by Elmore counts as porn 😀

    #598167
    Thing
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    • Drider

    Stuck in Me Head!

    Where’s Me Brick!

    #598168
    memmsy
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    • Bullywug
    BigJackBrass wrote:

    Certainly The Lovely Emma thinks that pretty much anything by Elmore counts as porn 😀

    hmm would that be because all his pictures seem to have oddly assymetrical naked boobies/strange leather thong contraptions and big hair on them. And the women all seem to be boss eyed.

    Now I’ve not seen a lot of porn, but that rings pretty true. 😛

    #598169
    Isis
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    • Succubus
    memmsy wrote:
    hmm would that be because all his pictures seem to have oddly assymetrical naked boobies/strange leather thong contraptions and big hair on them.

    And that’s just the men…:)

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