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    • Mind Flayer

    Reposted from Reddit, courtesy of Drhoz:


    Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

    Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

    Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

    Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

    Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

    Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.


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    • Succubus

    Saw this pop up on my feed this morning.  Pretty much set the tone for mine and Tess’ day.

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