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  • #564454
    errand
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    • Gelatinous Cube

    good point and probably true. Also the best bondage “artcore” comes from Japan too.

    #564455
    Salubrai
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    • Succubus

    Calling it “best” is a bit of an opinion, my friend. 😛

    #564456
    errand
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    • Gelatinous Cube

    LOL, true. In My Not So Humble Opinion then 😆

    I worked in Adult Entertainment for a while. You get some weird stuff and much of it ended up in my collection. Pureplay in the states also makes some good artcore.

    #564457
    Salubrai
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    • Succubus

    Adult entertainment takes on a whole new level of interest if you are an ACTOR.

    #564458
    errand
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    • Gelatinous Cube

    Naw, too much work for not enough money. Guys don’t earn a lot unless they do alot of Gay flicks back to back (my partner would object) or they are a specialty act.

    I was their cost accounant.

    #564459
    EegahInc
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    • Gelatinous Cube

    For God’s sake, please don’t anyone ask to see one of his itemized cost spreadsheets. 😯

    I just don’t want to know.

    #564460
    errand
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    • Gelatinous Cube

    It was quite a lot of fun. Where else could I say to a co-worker:

    “have you got the sales data for the girl-on-guy-strap-on genre?” or

    “I need more Dirty Anal Kelly”

    Casual Friday was almost scary. No one should see their CFO in a latex mini.

    #564461
    Cob37
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    • Gelatinous Cube

    Hey errand, were you ever on the set of an adult movie?

    #564462
    errand
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    • Gelatinous Cube

    Oh yes. Was very… interesting. Lots of mister bottles, viagra and skin. Since adult is usually lower budget than mainstream there is alot less waiting around. Catering sucks though, and the fluffers are usually the talents, boyfriends and girlfriends. For the first two hours they thought I was a PA. Once they found out I was “from the office” i couldn’t get one aspiring starlette off me. No amount of reasuances that I was not in charge of the pay scale or that I was gay would disuade her.

    #564463
    Salubrai
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    • Succubus

    Did they hire you because you were “less of a risk”, perhaps? 😛 Keeps the aspiring starlets away, and all.

    #564464
    Cob37
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    • Gelatinous Cube
    errand wrote:
    No amount of reasuances that I was not in charge of the pay scale or that I was gay would disuade her.

    In that case, I say ahoy matey, raise the sail and let’s get going!

    #564465
    errand
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    • Gelatinous Cube

    Well we did make some Gay flicks too. One of the reasons I got hired was, durring the interview, they threw down the covers of about 10 of the nastier flicks in front of me. They told me that I would have to be looking at that all day 5 days a week. If “Granny takes a Tinkle” doesn’t make you run screaming from the building, nothing will.

    #564466
    Cob37
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    • Gelatinous Cube
    errand wrote:
    Well we did make some Gay flicks too. One of the reasons I got hired was, durring the interview, they threw down the covers of about 10 of the nastier flicks in front of me. They told me that I would have to be looking at that all day 5 days a week. If “Granny takes a Tinkle” doesn’t make you run screaming from the building, nothing will.

    I think it all depends on the money, but I know I have my price and if someone meets it, I’ll do it.

    Let’s see, “Granny takes a tinkle” I would expect $20/hour. Anything less and I’d have to work for Wal-Mart.

    If there were fringe benefits like free ********** and ********** well then my price would come down.

    #564467
    errand
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    • Gelatinous Cube

    I got to take samples home to do “exhaustive product testing” and I soooooooo abused my staff discount. The dil** forest (as my partner calls it) was getting out of hand

    #564468
    mchvlichldprdgy
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    • Owlbear

    have you tried racing the dil**s as fin detailed in session 19 or 20. Set them on a slightly tilted table and turn any vibrators on. That was one of the more interesting suggestions in all of rpgmp3 that I have found.

    off to burn some teddy bears in homage.

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