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    Lockhart
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    • Owlbear

    File Name: Dragon's Delve Session 27

    File Submitter: Lockhart

    File Submitted: 13 Mar 2014

    File Category: Pathfinder

    Genre: Fantasy

    Profanity Level: Jolly Sweary Indeed

    Rise of the Red Saint

    Azurne puts on a helmet, the Red Saint emerges, and all chaos breaks loose.

    Featuring:

    Carter as the GM

    Paul as Azurne

    Kurtis as Trig

    Scott as Davor

    Vince as Milo

    Mike as Raven

    Intro music provided by amclassical.com

    https://www.rpgmp3.com/files/game_recordings/Yorkton_Gamer_Guild/pathfinder_dragons_delve_part_27.mp3

    Click here to download this file

    #644709
    Pencil-Monkey
    • Posts : 5728
    • Mind Flayer

    The mid-combat nature vs. nurture debate was hilarious, especially when Scott argued how his character had personal experience on the subject, having been raised by goblins and all that. 🙂

    Davor: “I’ve seen evil! I worship an evil god… Because I really like poison.”

    Life is like a box of XP; you never know when you’re gonna level up.

    QFT. 🙂

     

    #644710
    Lockhart
    • Posts : 1293
    • Owlbear

    Heh, I really like that quote of mine. It’s pretty good. Almost a t-shirt idea.

    This session almost made me never want to deal with brain-whammy stuff in the games I GMed. Almost XP

    #644711
    Pencil-Monkey
    • Posts : 5728
    • Mind Flayer

    Heh, I really like that quote of mine. It’s pretty good. Almost a t-shirt idea.

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    #644712
    Pencil-Monkey
    • Posts : 5728
    • Mind Flayer

    8 minutes – Lockhart gave Scott permission to re-assign one of his feats:

    Kurtis: “So basically, Carter is such a forgetful DM, you can have that other feat.” 😉
    Lockhart: “Yes… Oh no, Kurtis! I forgot what level you are, you can start over at level 1.” 😛
    Mike: “Sucks to be you!” 😀

    11 minutes – recapping:

    Lockhart: “So, when we last left off, Azurne had just put on a helmet…”

    16 minutes – Azurne seems to have changed quite a bit, after she equipped that new piece of bling; for one thing, it’s almost as though she think she’s the Red Saint (among other changes):

    Lockhart: “It really intensifies her force of personality, despite her being blind.” 😉
    Mike: “Man, that helmet looks hot! I like the dents, they give you character – no, Charisma, that’s the one.”
    Scott: “It really slims you out.”

    34 minutes – the party has gained a couple of hench-creatures, Tunskalan the Friendly Ogre and Jourmanali the Rastafari Troll; most of the party enjoy their company, which is unsurprising, since they already have a rather liberal group line-up, including a Doppelganger Monk, and Scott, AKA Davor the Half-Orc Alchemist (AKA Muss the Face-Eater):

    Tunskalan: “I like books! Dey’re heavy!”
    Scott: “He’s gonna get along with Muss just fine.”
    Mike: “I like heavy stuff. ‘So do I!’ …Bros for life!”
    Scott: “Do you like eating faces? ‘Sometimes.'”
    Tunskalan: “”I’m a recovering face-eater!”

    #644713
    Pencil-Monkey
    • Posts : 5728
    • Mind Flayer

    57 minutes – Azurne is suddenly insisting that the two hench-monsters should be put back in the cells they were found in, even going so far as to attack both them and the other PCs! Jourmanali the Rastafari Hench-Troll is very upset by the spell that Azurne attacked him with, whilst Mike (AKA Raven the Doppel-Monk) tries to calm him down:

    Jourmanali: “Yoo be on her side?!” 🙁

    Mike: “You’re a little bit crazy, back off bro.”

    Jourmanali: “She da crazee wun! Yoo see what she did?!” _angry__by_CookiemagiK.gif

    Mike: “Yeah, arguably, she’s a bit fuckin’ nutty. She did that to me, too, she’s a bitch.”

    Jourmanali: “Let me fix ‘er in her head!”

    Mike: “Whoa, that’s not… What are you gonna do, fuck her ear?!” 😮

    Kurtis: *Stage yelling* “Videotape that! We can pro’ly sell it on the internet.”

    Mike: “The internet doesn’t exist yet.”

    Kurtis: “We’ll keep that for when it does. A video of a troll, fuckin’ a witch in the ear? That’s gotta be worth something to somebody.” 😉

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    1 hour, 18 minutes – Despite the fact that trolls regenerate, Jourmanali is not willing to forgive the witch for attacking him:

    Mike: “Jourmanali, bro! What did I tell you?”

    Jourmanali: “Yoo will not deny me mah revenge, mon!”

    Kurtis: “Revenge for a minor headache! What’s that going for, these days?”

    Mike: “An alt for an alt makes the world cool down.”

    Chorus: wut_by_czar_the_dragon-d5xzn8f.gif

    Mike: “Think WoW.” 😉

    1 hour, 20 minutes – Tunskalan tries to help:

    Tunskalan: “Jourmanali looks ang-gryyyy!”

    Mike: “Yeah, Tunskalan, he’s having a bit of a temper tantrum. I’m gonna have to knock ‘im out. We’ll have fisticuffs!”

    Tunskalan: “Should Ah help?”

    Mike: “Yes! Yes, yes you should, Tunskalan.”

    Tunskalan: “Arrggghhhh!”

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    Paul: “He’s gonna die.”

    Mike: “Yeah, probably; he’s gonna hit him with a book shelf, BAM! Har har har! Then next round: RRAGGH! Get ripped up.”

    Lockhart: “He doesn’t have a weapon, does he?”

    Mike: “No, he sure don’t!”

    Lockhart: “‘Cause ogres don’t have natural attacks.”

    Mike: “Punch for 1d4 non-lethal! Ha-haaa!”

    Paul: “Should throw a book at him – the whole bookcase!”

    Lockhart: “He charges, books are flying off, as he’s charging, anyway.”

    Paul: “That’s gonna be an amazing-“

    Kurtis: “Yeah, Pencil-Monkey, when you hear this: I want a picture of an ogre, charging down a hallway, snarling like hell with books flying off of his back! That will be amazing, I will use it as wallpaper forever.”

    Mike: “I think the monk would be face-palming, ’cause he knows: ‘Wait a minute… Shit!'”

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    Lockhart: “Yeah, I have to say: It’s not looking good for Tunskalan.” 🙁

    Kurtis: “Tunskalan used: Shitty Attack! It’s not very effective…” 😛

    Lockhart: “Tunskalan used: Splat!

    Chorus: _ha_ha__by_MenInASuitcase.gif

    Lockhart: “And, Raven?”

    Kurtis: “You just wait till Tunskalan evolves!”

    Mike: “I’m gonna use Fury Attack, I mean: Flurry of Blows?” 😉

    Kurtis: *Stage whisper* “(Fury Swipes! Fury Swipes!)”

    Lockhart: “Double Kick?”

    Kurtis: “Double Cock-Slap? What?”

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    Larger (wallpaper-friendly) version here:

    http://mokkurkalfe.deviantart.com/art/YGG-Tunskalan-Used-Shitty-Attack-444002207

     

    #644714
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Scott: I remember my chemistry teacher interrogated this gummy bear. 🙂 He shouted “Where’s the rebel base?”, and then took a blow torch, PFRRFFTTTHH!

     

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