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    • Drider

    File Name: Houses of the Blooded Session 03

    File Submitter: BigJackBrass

    File Submitted: 22 Apr 2012

    File Category: Houses of the Blooded

    Genre: Indie

    Profanity Level: Jolly Sweary Indeed

    Duel Purpose. Silja fights a demonstration duel against a master

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    • Mind Flayer

    19 minutes – the characters are being formally introduced to the lady of the manor:

    Weasel: “You realize that’s flirtation?”
    BJB: “I mean, really, the Freudian elements of it are quite blatant. “Madam, my SWORD is at your disposal!” Are you smoking a cigar, as well? Perhaps showing her old movies of trains going into tunnels? The Apollo launch, that kind of thing?” 😉
    Weasel: “You’ll like this, it’s long and hard and slides in easily!”


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    • Mind Flayer

    1 hour, 30 minutes – a tense and dramatic moment (involving an assassin creeping through an open window) is summarily dealt with in true Whartson Hall fashion:

    BJB: “Just goes down, hits a fence, springs! Comes back up, she flies into the room: Hello!”

    Martin: “Bounces off the bed and into a window!”

    BJB: “Yes.”

    Martin: “It isn’t ascribed to Laurel and Hardy, anywhere in that book, is it?”

    BJB: “I do apologize, Mr Wick, I’m sure you had the best of intentions.”

    Martin: “Y’know, we shoulda had the virtue of slapstick, that’d be great.”


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