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    Hal
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    • Treant

    File Name: Labour of Love Session 04

    File Submitter: Hal

    File Submitted: 26 Feb 2012

    File Category: Dungeons and Dragons 3.5

    Genre: Fantasy

    Profanity Level: Jolly Sweary Indeed

    The party enter the temple and find it filled with orcs and goblins

    https://www.rpgmp3.com/files/game_recordings/RPGMP3/labour_of_love/labour_of_love_part_04.mp3

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    #637422
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Glen: “I hear a car coming, is that a Fiat? Yeah, I think so.” 🙂

     

    #637423
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Hal: “Oh-toy-ugh. Otyugh? How do we say it?”

    David: “Automobile?”

    Hal: “How do we say it here? Aw-tee-yugh! That’ll do.”

    Glen: “No-one ever uses it, so who cares.”

     

    #637424
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Glen: “Rjägüjär takes 13 points of damage to the orc! Taking it’s head for a hand puppet, and the other’s for a codpiece – top that, Peter Townsend!”

    Glen: “Pookie dance time! Hurr! Hurr! Hurr!”

     

    #637425
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Glen: “Backstab it, you’ll do double damage!”

    Hal: “Backstab the aberration? Yeah, there’s a good plan.” 😉

    Glen: “Use the ballista! Or a Buick Skylark, whichever you can find first.”

     

    #637426
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Hal: “You’re pretty sure it doesn’t have an arse – or if it does, it’s got three, and they’ve all got anal lesions.”

    Lindsay: “I’m gonna hurt you, seriously.” 🙁

    Chris: “A little variety.”

    Hal: “Hmm, lefty, righty, or middley today? Who cares, I live in a giant cesspit.”

    Chris: “Yeah, burritos!”

    David: “It’s how it moves!”

    Hal: “BOOOM! It’s like a jetpack.”

     

    #637427
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Glen: “Right, Rjägüjär Hjëlstjrüm will touch Rjägüjär Hjëlstjrüm for a +1 bonus.”

    Glen: “Rjägüjär Hjëlstjrüm is happy to see you.”

     

    #637428
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Glen: “Search the room, Rjägüjär Hjëlstjrüm will take trophies!” *Plays with corpse parts* “How are you doing, little orc friend? “Hellooo, I’m doing fine!””

     

    #637429
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Hal: “Rjägüjär Hjëlstjrüm seems to have his hand up a goblin, making it talk.”

    Glen: “Think about it! We can look around the corner and go: “Hellooo, how you doing? Come closer, I have something to show you!”

    Andy: “It’s small, and pretty!”

     

    #637430
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Drew: “Hey David, did they tell you, when you’re being raped, to yell ‘fire’?”

    Hal: “It hurts that much?”

    Drew: “No, it’s just… people pay more attention.”

    Glen: “Shouldn’t you yell ‘Paris Hilton’? ‘Cause then you’ll have all the paparazzi in the world running after you? “Gimme all your money!” “Look, it’s Paris Hilton!” There’ll be 20,000 reporters there!”

     

    #637431
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Glen: “Rjägüjär Hjëlstjrüm has Slash’s fashion sense; 80s Van Halen’s talent; Rob Halford’s wardrobe – and Keith Richards’ moral compass.”

     

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