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File Name: Labour of Love Session 04
File Submitter: Hal
File Submitted: 26 Feb 2012
File Category: Dungeons and Dragons 3.5
Genre: Fantasy
Profanity Level: Jolly Sweary Indeed
The party enter the temple and find it filled with orcs and goblins
https://www.rpgmp3.com/files/game_recordings/RPGMP3/labour_of_love/labour_of_love_part_04.mp3
Glen: “I hear a car coming, is that a Fiat? Yeah, I think so.” 🙂
Hal: “Oh-toy-ugh. Otyugh? How do we say it?”
David: “Automobile?”
Hal: “How do we say it here? Aw-tee-yugh! That’ll do.”
Glen: “No-one ever uses it, so who cares.”
Glen: “Rjägüjär takes 13 points of damage to the orc! Taking it’s head for a hand puppet, and the other’s for a codpiece – top that, Peter Townsend!”
Glen: “Pookie dance time! Hurr! Hurr! Hurr!”
Glen: “Backstab it, you’ll do double damage!”
Hal: “Backstab the aberration? Yeah, there’s a good plan.” 😉
Glen: “Use the ballista! Or a Buick Skylark, whichever you can find first.”
Hal: “You’re pretty sure it doesn’t have an arse – or if it does, it’s got three, and they’ve all got anal lesions.”
Lindsay: “I’m gonna hurt you, seriously.” 🙁
Chris: “A little variety.”
Hal: “Hmm, lefty, righty, or middley today? Who cares, I live in a giant cesspit.”
Chris: “Yeah, burritos!”
David: “It’s how it moves!”
Hal: “BOOOM! It’s like a jetpack.”
Glen: “Right, Rjägüjär Hjëlstjrüm will touch Rjägüjär Hjëlstjrüm for a +1 bonus.”
Glen: “Rjägüjär Hjëlstjrüm is happy to see you.”
Glen: “Search the room, Rjägüjär Hjëlstjrüm will take trophies!” *Plays with corpse parts* “How are you doing, little orc friend? “Hellooo, I’m doing fine!””
Hal: “Rjägüjär Hjëlstjrüm seems to have his hand up a goblin, making it talk.”
Glen: “Think about it! We can look around the corner and go: “Hellooo, how you doing? Come closer, I have something to show you!”
Andy: “It’s small, and pretty!”
Drew: “Hey David, did they tell you, when you’re being raped, to yell ‘fire’?”
Hal: “It hurts that much?”
Drew: “No, it’s just… people pay more attention.”
Glen: “Shouldn’t you yell ‘Paris Hilton’? ‘Cause then you’ll have all the paparazzi in the world running after you? “Gimme all your money!” “Look, it’s Paris Hilton!” There’ll be 20,000 reporters there!”
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