Forums › RPGMP3 Podcast Audio › Actual Play Recordings › RPGMP3 › Dungeons and Dragons 3.5 › Labour Of Love Session 04
- This topic has 10 replies, 2 voices, and was last updated 8 years, 5 months ago by
Pencil-Monkey.
-
AuthorPosts
-
July 13, 2013 at 5:02 pm #557919
File Name: Labour of Love Session 04
File Submitter: Hal
File Submitted: 26 Feb 2012
File Category: Dungeons and Dragons 3.5
Genre: Fantasy
Profanity Level: Jolly Sweary Indeed
The party enter the temple and find it filled with orcs and goblins
https://www.rpgmp3.com/files/game_recordings/RPGMP3/labour_of_love/labour_of_love_part_04.mp3
November 28, 2013 at 8:43 am #637422Pencil-Monkey
- Posts : 5728
- Mind Flayer
Glen: “I hear a car coming, is that a Fiat? Yeah, I think so.” 🙂
November 28, 2013 at 8:43 am #637423Pencil-Monkey
- Posts : 5728
- Mind Flayer
Hal: “Oh-toy-ugh. Otyugh? How do we say it?”
David: “Automobile?”
Hal: “How do we say it here? Aw-tee-yugh! That’ll do.”
Glen: “No-one ever uses it, so who cares.”
November 28, 2013 at 8:43 am #637424Pencil-Monkey
- Posts : 5728
- Mind Flayer
Glen: “Rjägüjär takes 13 points of damage to the orc! Taking it’s head for a hand puppet, and the other’s for a codpiece – top that, Peter Townsend!”
Glen: “Pookie dance time! Hurr! Hurr! Hurr!”
November 28, 2013 at 8:44 am #637425Pencil-Monkey
- Posts : 5728
- Mind Flayer
Glen: “Backstab it, you’ll do double damage!”
Hal: “Backstab the aberration? Yeah, there’s a good plan.” 😉
Glen: “Use the ballista! Or a Buick Skylark, whichever you can find first.”
November 28, 2013 at 8:44 am #637426Pencil-Monkey
- Posts : 5728
- Mind Flayer
Hal: “You’re pretty sure it doesn’t have an arse – or if it does, it’s got three, and they’ve all got anal lesions.”
Lindsay: “I’m gonna hurt you, seriously.” 🙁
Chris: “A little variety.”
Hal: “Hmm, lefty, righty, or middley today? Who cares, I live in a giant cesspit.”
Chris: “Yeah, burritos!”
David: “It’s how it moves!”
Hal: “BOOOM! It’s like a jetpack.”
November 28, 2013 at 8:44 am #637427Pencil-Monkey
- Posts : 5728
- Mind Flayer
Glen: “Right, Rjägüjär Hjëlstjrüm will touch Rjägüjär Hjëlstjrüm for a +1 bonus.”
Glen: “Rjägüjär Hjëlstjrüm is happy to see you.”
November 28, 2013 at 8:45 am #637428Pencil-Monkey
- Posts : 5728
- Mind Flayer
Glen: “Search the room, Rjägüjär Hjëlstjrüm will take trophies!” *Plays with corpse parts* “How are you doing, little orc friend? “Hellooo, I’m doing fine!””
November 28, 2013 at 8:45 am #637429Pencil-Monkey
- Posts : 5728
- Mind Flayer
Hal: “Rjägüjär Hjëlstjrüm seems to have his hand up a goblin, making it talk.”
Glen: “Think about it! We can look around the corner and go: “Hellooo, how you doing? Come closer, I have something to show you!”
Andy: “It’s small, and pretty!”
November 28, 2013 at 8:45 am #637430Pencil-Monkey
- Posts : 5728
- Mind Flayer
Drew: “Hey David, did they tell you, when you’re being raped, to yell ‘fire’?”
Hal: “It hurts that much?”
Drew: “No, it’s just… people pay more attention.”
Glen: “Shouldn’t you yell ‘Paris Hilton’? ‘Cause then you’ll have all the paparazzi in the world running after you? “Gimme all your money!” “Look, it’s Paris Hilton!” There’ll be 20,000 reporters there!”
November 28, 2013 at 8:45 am #637431Pencil-Monkey
- Posts : 5728
- Mind Flayer
Glen: “Rjägüjär Hjëlstjrüm has Slash’s fashion sense; 80s Van Halen’s talent; Rob Halford’s wardrobe – and Keith Richards’ moral compass.”
-
AuthorPosts
- You must be logged in to reply to this topic.
Recent Comments