Forums Archive RPGMP3 Chatter Bradford Adventuring Guild People On the Topic of: Ross

Viewing 15 posts - 1 through 15 (of 18 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • #557568
    Salubrai
    • Posts : 2940
    • Succubus

    A few questions, although to be honest I’m sure they’ve been mentioned in the past — still, I’m curious!

    a. How old is this Ross fellow? We know he has children, but his voice is not revelatory.

    b. What is this Ross fellow’s job? I once assumed as a childrens’ TV performer, but I suspect that is just a commentary more than anything.

    c. Through whom did he become familiar with BaG?

    No negative intention is meant through these questions, I really just would love to know. Thanks folks, and love your audios.

    #636431
    Slartibartfast
    • Posts : 905
    • Gelatinous Cube

    Ross should probably be the one to answer these questions but I can direct you to the Enthuse thread for answers to ‘b’. Scroll down to Ross’ post and follow the link where Ross has already discussed this…

    🙂

    #636432
    ross
    • Posts : 872
    • Gelatinous Cube

    MUUUUHHHHHAAAAaaaaAAAaaAa

    Have you learned nothing from mr H.P.L ?

    Thare are som things the human mind is not ment to know!

    So. In an attempt to save you’re sanity I shall answer each of Theas questions in form of a big fat lie . ( or will I !!!!)

    A. I shall give you a clue, in my youth I hunted mamoth , giant ground sloths and wooly rhino .

    b. I work for a secretive department of the uk government know only as “the ministry of fun” I am band form going in to dettales but can tell you it involves complicated chemistry, a popular daytime tv selebraty and the discarded rubber bands you often find on the street .

    C. Genetic exsperimentaton

    #636433
    Fin
    • Posts : 310
    • Thri-kreen

    Ross’s exact age to the year, month, week, day, hour, minute and second can be located somewhere in the full decimal figure for pi. 🙂

    Archimedesis best placed to tell you where he is employed.

    As to how he he became a founding BaG, that involves an accident with a time machine and a cheap, poorly manufactured motorcycle with shot electrics.

    Fin 😈

    #636434
    Keener
    • Posts : 4977
    • Drider
    Fin wrote:
    Ross’s exact age to the year, month, week, day, hour, minute and second can be located somewhere in the full decimal figure for pi. 🙂

    Archimedesis best placed to tell you where he is employed.

    As to how he he became a founding BaG, that involves an accident with a time machine and a cheap, poorly manufactured motorcycle with shot electrics.

    Fin 😈

    Based on his comments in many audios I would assume mid to late thirties and probably very close to the same age as Mr. White Knight and Hal.

    #636435
    Salubrai
    • Posts : 2940
    • Succubus
    Fin wrote:
    Ross’s exact age to the year, month, week, day, hour, minute and second can be located somewhere in the full decimal figure for pi. 🙂

    Archimedesis best placed to tell you where he is employed.

    As to how he he became a founding BaG, that involves an accident with a time machine and a cheap, poorly manufactured motorcycle with shot electrics.

    Fin 😈

    A childrens’ museum…. I KNEW IT!!! 😆

    #636436
    ross
    • Posts : 872
    • Gelatinous Cube

    Eurika is my curent job, and probably my last one. i realy carnt ever imagon working any whare ells, (am in panomime this sunday if any one wants to come wach)

    i have also worked as :-

    in an electroniks shop

    as a sosege wiper

    cleaner

    fostercare

    and an art teacher

    amongst many many others 🙂

    #636437
    Fin
    • Posts : 310
    • Thri-kreen
    ross wrote:

    i have also worked as :-

    as a sosege wiper

    I am almost scared to speculate as to the correct interpretation of that phrase.

    Fin 😈

    #636438
    Salubrai
    • Posts : 2940
    • Succubus
    Fin wrote:
    ross wrote:

    i have also worked as :-

    as a sosege wiper

    I am almost scared to speculate as to the correct interpretation of that phrase.

    Fin 😈

    So Sage Wiper?

    Sausage Whipper?

    Sosegay Weeper?

    #636439
    ross
    • Posts : 872
    • Gelatinous Cube

    thare where soseges, i had to wipe them 🙂

    #636440
    Salubrai
    • Posts : 2940
    • Succubus
    ross wrote:
    thare where soseges, i had to wipe them 🙂

    I’m still fairly uncertain what he means, Fin.

    #636441
    MelkiorWhiteblade
    • Posts : 1180
    • Owlbear

    I suppose it’s something that is done in the making of sausage?

    http://www.ehow.com/how_8193788_use-coo … e-dry.html

    #636442
    ross
    • Posts : 872
    • Gelatinous Cube

    It was not a very fun job 🙂

    #636443
    Keener
    • Posts : 4977
    • Drider
    ross wrote:
    It was not a very fun job 🙂

    Oh my god… The entire sentence is spelled correctly, in the correct case and only one piece of punctuation missing. Who hacked Ross’ account? 😈

    #636444
    Fin
    • Posts : 310
    • Thri-kreen

    Listen to our Christmas Special for a full and frank disclosure of Ross’s sausage wiping past 😯

    Also we had cake 🙄

    Fin 😈

Viewing 15 posts - 1 through 15 (of 18 total)
  • The forum ‘Bradford Adventuring Guild People’ is closed to new topics and replies.