November 20, 2012 at 4:38 am #557557HalAdmin
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Mini Baggers are the last out of The Vault this evening…
Filesize: 70MBRoss wrote:the party start as they mean to go on while there opponents do likewise
Ross: â€œIt’s boxed text time! I was once playing in a horror game, with vampires and stuff, and the GM was reading the introduction aloud, but the guy forgot to stop reading when he got to the secret stuff, like “Weatherby’s the vampire”â€¦ I won’t do that, coz I’m a professional box-text-reader.â€
Our brave adventurers arrive in the city of Gateway, where theyâ€™re told they need to visit a clerk called Morton Vastfell to obtain one of the tokens they need to win the race. The players discuss the best way to â€˜parlayâ€™ with the man, D&D-adventurer-style.
Kai: â€œWe’re all so nice, aren’t we? ‘Let’s nick all the tokens, let’s set his house on fire, let’s massacre him’.â€
Morton Vastfell turns out to be a regular butterball, which surprises the PCs â€“ food is not plentiful in the Sundered Skies, making obesity a rare occurrence. The harbor clerk is clearly corrupt (not least because heâ€™s been able to afford a chair sturdy enough to support his massive girth), and the party decides to exploit his greedy nature, even if Vastfellâ€™s palms are terribly greasy already.
Ross: â€œHe accepts the bribe and slams a metal token on the table.â€
Emma: â€œYou gave him a what? A bra?!â€
Max: â€œNo, a bribe.â€
Kai: â€œYeah, bribe him with a bra – he needs one for those man-boobs!â€
Kai’s older brother drops in.
Bradley: â€œDid anyone die yet?â€
Ross: â€œNo, not yet – they were all nearly eaten by a sky-shark, though.â€
Kai: â€œKill Max!â€
Bradley: â€œYeah, kill him for his fashion sense.â€
Kai: â€œMax is wearing a black and bright green tracksuit bottoms, black rain jacket …and school shoes – with a heel!â€
At the end of the evening, experience points are dispensed with great care and Solomonic wisdom. Nevertheless, some of the players try to use their Adventure Cards to redistribute the XP.
Ross: â€œBanned card.â€
Max: â€I warned you about that; if you donâ€™t want us using it, you shouldâ€™ve taken it out of the deck before you dealt the cards.â€
Ross: â€œBanned card!â€
Ross: â€œCoz I banned it.â€
Kai & Max: â€œARRRGH!â€ http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VEfGUSfeWXo/R8FhyMtFV7I/AAAAAAAAAiw/PThYoZhKcxA/s320/calvin+argh.JPG%5B/b%5D
Ross: â€œBanned! Jeezus, suck it up – if you don’t like it, run your own game, kid.â€
Kai: â€œListeners! Annoy my dad as much as possible on facebook, he will be in the rpgmp3 group.â€
Emma: â€œCan I give you another reason why you should let us use the card? Because you love us dearly.â€
Kai: â€œYou suck at GMing.â€
Ross: â€œI have changed the rulesâ€¦ Pray I do not change them further.â€
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Hal :hal:November 20, 2012 at 9:07 pm #636393ross
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thanks man 🙂
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