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    • Treant

    Yorkton continue to drive their caravan…

    Pathfinder: Jade Regent Session 08

    Filesize: 66MB

    Lockhart wrote:
    Episode 8: Bruhdah! Where Bruhdah!?

    After regrouping in the graveyard, the party returns to Brinewall Castle to face a small family of Ogrekin in a tough battle, then meet the current master of the Castle as he directs a play.


    Carter as the GM

    Aimee as Storm Blackfire, Half-Elf Barbarian

    Brian as Harold Shinken, Half-Elf Cleric

    Brad as Ash Lonechild, Human Summoner, with Misty the Eidolon

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    Thank you Mr. Hal and YGG!

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    • Mind Flayer

    “In the beginning… there was a distinct lack of table space.”

    “As you so politely put it: I’m your sugar-mama! …Fuck you, cocksucker! He’s only with me for my money.”

    “I’ve got the miniature, I have to use it!”

    “Yeees! I approve of the animal crackers.”

    “This is why we’re fat.”

    “Damn you, Costco!”

    “What’s this animal cracker s’posed to be?”

    “That’s a heffalump.”

    “That is one of Christopher Walken’s night terrors – eat it to save him.”

    “Christopher Walken? You mean Christopher Robin?”

    “This Tigger looks like he’s a cyclops.”

    “That is an abomination unto the Hundred-Acre Wood, a purge is required.” *Crunching noises*

    “What happened last session?”

    “You saw a catapult aimed at you!”

    “Oh, right! I got hit by a boulder – that would explain the memory loss.”

    “Being a girl sucks!”

    “Remind me never to try it.”

    “Aaakwaaard! …You just stole my cookie!”

    “Unless the zombies threaten our camp, I’ll let them walk by.”

    “That’s liberal of you.”

    “Don’t discriminate against those with hygiene issues.”

    “Or no-giene.”

    “Thank you for sucking out the poison …Hey, there wasn’t a spider bite there, why are you sucking it?!”

    “I like the taste, SLURP!”

    “I think Misty’s a bisexual.”

    “Nah, she’s a YES-sexual.”

    “I have to bring games for my sister’s party tomorrow.”

    “It’s what you’re good for, Carter.”

    “How many sisters do you have?”

    “Three – oddly enough, they’re all in town at the moment…”

    “Do you have a brother?”


    *Lewd grin* “A sister that’s LIKE a brother?”

    “I can’t reach – smack him on the head for me, please.”

    “WHAT are you doing to me?!”

    “I cast Enlarge Person – I made you twice your size.”

    “I thought you did it to your succubus – or at least on her boobs…”

    “I can’t do it to Misty – now you’re a giant amazon!”


    “What did the ogres die from? Crushed pelvises!”

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