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Pathfinder: Jade Regent Session 09
Filesize: 94MB
Lockhart wrote:Episode 9: The Lovers’ QuarrelThe party pursues the Oni master of Brinewall Castle, however he escapes their attack. After a bit more exploration and some combat, they meet an unlikely ally who has a plan to kill the Tengu Oni, but can she be trusted?
Featuring:
Carter as the GM
Aimee as Storm Blackfire, Half-Elf Barbarian
Brian as Harold Shinken, Half-Elf Cleric
Brad as Ash Lonechild, Human Summoner, with Misty the Eidolon
Intro music provided by http://www.danosongs.com
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Hope you enjoy. Maybe post your favourite quote of the session after you’ve given it a listen. 😛
“You would emotionally damage him.”
“I would totally kick his arse.”
“That’s what she gets for not moving the cup when she’s asked to.”
“Nyah nyah!”
*Muppet voice* “Beaker, put down that acid! Oh, gawd!”
Carter: “You brought Captain Morgan? I don’t suppose somebody would pour me a Captain and coke?”
Brad: “Eh, pour him a Captain and Captain.”
Carter: “Haha! The number of enemies doubles and they appear sporadically – why are there monkeys in the castle all of a sudden?”
Brad: “Why WEREN’T there monkeys, before?”
Carter: “E-he-hic-sactly!”
“Ooh, Carter’s moved out from his parents’ house, now.”
“Freedom!”
“Freedom from good meals from mother!”
“Shut up, you!” *Sob*
“That’s why you come visit us every Friday night… now that he’s moved out, he comes here for cooked meals.”
“Ah, but we order out for take-away all the time, and that makes him cry.”
“I bring the gift of death!”
“It suddenly appears, as it moves very, very, VERY quickly.”
“Like a spider-monkey?”
“So we’re fighting Speedy Gonzales?”
“It flits over here, using some of its 120′ move speed…”
Players: 😯
“Did anyone bring a rail gun?”
“That would be a really good idea – except it can outrun rail guns.”
“How long does it take for this poison to work?”
“Not long – then again, I might wait with you.” 😈
“Ohoho! Let me return the favor – BONK!”
“Why can’t you be paralyzed faster, and NOT ruin my artwork?”
“Oh, it paralyzes me? Well, I did say I wanted to get stiff, but…”
“And the barbarian lady can’t be angry anymore; that time of the month has passed.”
“Like the moon.”
“What. The. FUCK! Just happened?!”
“It was kinda like fighting the Flash.”
“I wanna play one as a character!”
“Nooo chance!”
When taxidermists go Chaotic Evil:
“Awesome! Awesome-possum, awesome-stitched-together-horror-possum.”
“…Is that a human centipede?!”
“No, they’re face-to-face.”
Appraise skill in action:
“How much do you think this is worth?”
“I thought you had the Appraise skill?”
“Yes, but I want a sucker’s opinion, so I know how much I can sell it for.”
“…What?!”
“See, market level isn’t dictated by skill, it’s dictated by stupidity.”
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