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More Jade Regent from Yorkton…
Pathfinder: Jade Regent Session 14
Filesize: 102MB
Lockhart wrote:Episode 14: And Suddenly…VIKINGS!Arriving in the Land of the Linnorm Kings, the group have to deal with the customs and culture of the Northern land, inciting bar brawls and bare-knuckle duels.
Featuring:
Carter as the GM
Aimee as Storm Blackfire, Half-Elf Barbarian
Brian as Harold Shinken, Half-Elf Cleric
Brad as Ash Lonechild, Human Summoner, with Misty the Eidolon
Intro music provided by http://www.danosongs.com
Community Podcast Updated!
Hal :hal:
Aimee: “Being a half-elf barbarian just means I can carry a greatsword and hide behind it at the same time.” 😀
“Misty tries to buy a purse from the nice man.”
“The nice woman doesn’t like being called a man.”
“Does that fancy belt protect you from being stabbed with a sword?”
“It protects my pants from falling down!”
“We’re taking this culture too seriously, we’ll start punching each other.”
“What’s a viking trial like?”
“The discovery phase involves axes.”
“Their CSI unit would just be a bunch of mid-level clerics.”
“Most murders are committed by people you know – except if they’re random adventurers.”
“Then you’re just killed by your GM.”
“‘Who killed me? The ploooot!’“
“No, first the plot raped my ass, then it killed me.”
“Hey, hey, hey! I haven’t raped any of your characters …Yet.”
“Why do people not listen when I shout stuff at them?!”
“Where do you come from?”
“South, where there aren’t dinosaurs everywhere.”
Lockhart: “Do you flirt with the men there?”
Aimee: “Of course!”
“You may bed one, if you wish!
“It’s not fair to bed only one of you, when I can’t bed you all.”
“‘We will fight for it!’ You start a huge bar brawl… It’s actually a woman who wins, who doesn’t know what they were fighting over.”
“I’m sorry about that, here’s 1 gp.”
“…You’re not trying to pay me to bed you, are you? ‘Cause I’m worth a lot more than 1 gp!”
“You need to wield your fist with 1½ hands, for 1½ damage.”
“Gorram has blessed me with a worthy opponent in the middle of the night!”
“You see a vial, labelled: ‘In case of too much blessed battle’.”
“You’re drinking a lot of water, Brian?”
“We just ate salty peanuts.”
“Brian always drinks water after sucking salty nuts.”
“Aaah!”
“…Wow.”
“TOO easy.”
Brad: “What would Barb from HR say, if I told her that I was in a relationship with Brian? Let’s find out!”
“We tell too many penis jokes to get roleplaying experience.”
“If you want to transcribe the party inventory at some point, that’d be great.”
“Sure! The list will be called: ‘This is what I sell when they go to sleep’.” 😈
And who can forget the new-founded classic:
“Talk is cheap – fists are expensive!”
Pencil-Monkey wrote:And who can forget the new-founded classic:
“Talk is cheap – fists are expensive!”
I swear, one day, one-shot martial arts tournament theme game with that as the title. One day.
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