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    • Gelatinous Cube

    While browsing some older newsposts on I found one about a blog or somethin’ in which a guy bought a Revenge of the Sith dvd that had been translated from english to chinese and back again.

    I’m not a big Star Wars dude and haven’t seen Sith, but some of these translations struck me as pretty funny. A few favorites:

    Revenge of the Sith = Backstroke of the West

    “No thank you, C3PO.” = “Have no, thank, blow the skin.”

    “Who could have done this?” = “This is what who fuck.”

    Random: “I should really feeds you all dog.”

    Random: “The Presbyterian Church like enjoys you not.” [Apparently the Jedi Council = the Presbyterian Church]

    A line from the Emperor to Anakin: “They are just a flock of to fish for fame its person.”

    “Do what must be done, Lord Vader.” = “Doing you needses must its matter.” [Maybe he’ll strangle some hobbitses later after the shoot]

    And surely my favorite:

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!” = “Do not want!

    [edit for clarification: these are the english subtitles that went along with the spoken english in the movie]

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    • Owlbear

    WOOOOHOO!! Presbies!!!

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