April 27, 2015 at 6:17 pm #560929[anonymous]
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File Name: Settlers Session 03
File Submitter: Tulty
File Submitted: 27 Apr 2015
File Category: One Offs and Shorts
Profanity Level: Jolly Sweary Indeed
The expedition is still reeling from the sudden and brutal murder of Lord Rubeus’ page, John. Athrind attempts to make amends. But Velric’s condition finally catches up with him and leads to horrible consequences for his friend.
Meanwhile, the party interrogates a goblin from the raiding party, and learn more about the surrounding area, much to Ada’s chagrin. And finally, incredibly…they see in the distance a place they can begin to call home!
Ada, Human Archaeologist (Bard): Katie
Mazon, Half-Orc Slayer: Reesha
Velric von Cassenheim, Dhampir Wizard: Henry
Geldor, Human Oracle: Mike
Athrind, Tiefling Magus: Greg
Telemachus, Human(?) Bloodrager: TultyApril 28, 2015 at 2:56 pm #648886
Q: Wait, actions have consequences?!
A: Yes, but you’ll need a positive Wisdom modifier to notice that.May 5, 2015 at 4:36 pm #648887
@[member=”Hal”] would probably be very pleased to hear that the French goblins live on, albeit in a different campaign. 🙂 Vive la Froglin RÃ©volution!May 11, 2015 at 12:33 pm #648888
And then one of the PCs fell ill, was tended to by a cleric, and decided that “since I already dislike this adept of Saranrae, I’d like to vomit on him.”
Tulty: No-one can accuse this party of being petty. 🙄
The winner of the best slash fiction will get a shout-out in the next podcast – get writing, ladies and gentlemen! I wanna hear this.
Sempai finally noticed him. 😀
Incidentally, you should probably have upgraded the Profanity Level on this episode, for the spanking scene alone. Somehow, I don’t think the term “jolly sweary indeed” is sufficient to describe a player character bending over and bracing himself in preparation for the blow, and then screaming “AGAIN!” through his gritted teeth as the painful strikes rain down over his trembling buttocks. :punishment:
(Although you certainly deserve some kind of bonus points for deciding to institute a Yaoi-based penal system in your anarcho-syndicalist commune.)May 11, 2015 at 11:20 pm #648889FuelDrop
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I would not be surprised at all if this new civilization quickly becomes dependent on goblin slave labor. It just seems like the sort of thing these protagonists would do.
Also, the new Mt Spider Militia need to have a Giant Spider Cavalry division.May 12, 2015 at 9:22 am #648890
Well, as they mentioned earlier in the episode: since the goblins and whatnot are all civilized people now, that means the PCs aren’t monster-killers anymore, they’re just racists. 😉
Also, looking forward to hearing more about the other, better community that the NPC hunter went off to start on his own, with blackjack and hookers.
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