November 7, 2013 at 11:03 pm #559395ross
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File Name: Sundered Skies Grown-Up Edition Session 04
File Submitter: ross
File Submitted: 08 Nov 2013
File Category: Savage Worlds
Profanity Level: Jolly Sweary Indeed
Peeking Through the Meaty Curtains
Having finished the great Race across the Sundered Skies, Our Brave HeroesTM find their sleep filled with disturbing dreams of glowing furnaces & fissures in fabric of reality.
Does Joeseth Truthbearer have the answers to what ails them? And will his advice send them in the direction of
the plottheir destiny?
Stripped naked, unarmed, and mostly dead – Cpt. Captain & his crew have all the odds against them, as they try to infiltrate the Soul Flame, a ship made from the zombiefied carcass of a great dragon, turned into the royal barge of the Bone Queen, head of the Bright Cabal!
- Bards barred from bars!
- Poo in the freezer!
- Gay martists!
- Wayne celebrates his 21st birthday (for the 15th time) with a megalithic cake!
Monkey men are beating each other to death with asses’ thigh bones beneath the shadow of its vast expanse of malted Mars bars and chocolate ganache, rivers of caramel and Malteser boulders!
Sponsored by Mary’s Macaroon Madness – now available in Bacon & Maple Syrup flavor, for a limited time only!
Alec – Mattigan Smith, a dashing courier (and certainly not a Doctor).
Fin – Sour Milk, white cat Wildling ninja.
Max – Tordek the Unlikeable, Dwarven chef.
Steve – Jerath, song-priest of the mad god Festival.
Tina – Eyrie, an incredibly shiny Drakin sorceress/princess, and the ship’s owner.
Wayne – Cpt. Captain, Glowborn captain of the good ship Rhodium.
Ross – the GM.
Intro: Black Vortex (C) Kevin MacLeod.
Outro: Promo minute no. 6 for Edict Zero FIS, featuring the original Man with the Pan: Captain Socrates!
Added silliness by P. Monkey.November 14, 2013 at 3:20 pm #642822
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