November 18, 2013 at 11:34 pm #559440ross
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File Name: Sundered Skies Grown-Up Edition Session 07
File Submitter: ross
File Submitted: 19 Nov 2013
File Category: Savage Worlds
Profanity Level: Jolly Sweary Indeed
Our GM, the Size Queen
After their trip to Hell and back again, the motley crew of the sky-ship Rhodium are rich! Selling Satan’s old kitchen furniture on the Antiques Roadshow was the best deal of their lives.
But Lady Luck is a fickle mistress (especially when she’s really Ross in a dress), and Our Brave HeroesTM soon find themselves in hot water once more, as the mysterious Captain Captain is accused of sky piracy!
Making matters worse, Jerath the Song Priest is confronted by a distressing damsel from his youth: Calliope the muse! A charming lass, hundreds of years old and going on 15, with a mellifluous voice that makes even the semi-deaf white cat Wildling wince in pain.
Getting a message from your boss saying “See me in my office” is always unsettling, but in Jerath’s case, his boss is also his personal deity: Festival, a 300′ tall lemur who likes to move it, move it, and sings bawdy ballads about hedgehogs and a wizard’s knobbly staff – when he’s not too busy obliterating everything within a 20 mile radius.
The office? A storm-torn jungle, strewn with ancient ruins on the island of Aria.
Brought to you from the nation that came 27th out of 24 countries in a numeracy competition, it’s time for another trip to the Sundered Skies!
Fin – Sour Milk, white cat Wildling ninja.
Max – Tordek the Unlikeable, Dwarven chef.
Steve – Jerath, song-priest of the mad god Festival.
Tina – Eyrie, an incredibly shiny Drakin sorceress/princess, and the ship’s owner.
Wayne – Cpt. Captain, Glowborn captain of the good ship Rhodium.
Ross – the GM.
Intro: Black Vortex (C) Kevin MacLeod.
Outro: Spanky the Upload-Bot presents a Sneak Preview of the Patron Exclusive BAG Red Box D&D: Busty Wenches A-Go-Go!
Added silliness by P. Monkey.December 19, 2013 at 12:56 pm #642927Pencil-Monkey
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1 hour, 1 minute:
Ross: “I have heard stories of your exploits, Captain Captain! Is it true that you sailed to safety on a plank, with a pair of underpants as a sail?”
Wayne: *Turns to Tina* “That’s your ship he’s describing – a plank dragged along by a slightly stained pair of briefs.”
Steve: “Wind surfer, in more ways than one.” 😉
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