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    File Name: Sundered Skies Session 07

    File Submitter: ross

    File Submitted: 28 Apr 2013

    File Category: Sundered Skies

    Genre: Fantasy

    Profanity Level: Jolly Sweary Indeed

    All the sky’s are buzzing with news of a grand race! Our heroes also learn a few lessons in urban survival

    https://www.rpgmp3.com/files/game_recordings/Out_Of_The_Bag/Sundered_skies_07.mp3

    Quote:

    Ross: “‘Scuse me, I’ve gotta go beat my eldest son”

    During the momentary absence of parental guidance and iron-fisted GM rulership, the players get uppity and start discussing naughty topics – like certain infamous stomach-churning internet memes

    Emma: “I’m glad my mum’s not gonna listen to this, but I’ve seen the original – it’s a video of a girl crapping in a c…”

    Kai: “Two girls, NEKKID, crap in a cup – and lick it. Sounds like a normal day in my life!”

    Emma: “Oh gawd, your dad’s gonna listen to this!”

    Ross: “…Right then, eldest son: beaten!”

    Kai: “The test results came back: you’re a horrible person, Kai. They actually say that – and we weren’t even testing for that!”

    Some time is spent designing the appearance of the good skyship, The Rosy Runner

    Kai: “What’s the ship figurehead?”

    Max: “The corpse of your in-game dad”

    Kai: “OMG, that’s actually really cool”

    Dylan: “That’s really sick and disturbing, having you dad strapped to the front”

    Kai: “Wait till you see the best part: when his head opens, a cannon comes out!”

    The GM encourages the players to do another storytelling montage, where their characters swap tall tales of their previous lives (in exchange from some fat roleplaying XP, obviously). Some of the players take it more seriously than others

    Max: “The first pirate hacked at me, but I swiftly hacked him down, and then spun and hacked my cutlass down acro…”

    Dylan: “You like ‘hacked’, don’t you?”

    Max: “Anyway, as the pirates surround me, the captain was, perhaps unknowingly, protecting my flanks, and th…”

    Emma: “What’s your flanks? Your buttocks?”

    And some of the players don’t take it seriously at all

    Kai: “… And that is the sad sad story, my friends, of why I don’t have a mullet”

    A discussion of the relative value of the four suits of playing cards is had

    Kai: “Diamonds are worth more than spades, although hearts might sell for more on the black market – or if you can find some rich vampires”

    As the players venture into town to sign up for the Great Skyship Race, Robin the Invisibilist is annoyed when someone bumps into him on the street, and then when he realizes that his waller is gone – cue dramatic chase scene!

    Ross: “Why are you killing an innocent cabbage seller?!”

    Kai: “COZ HE’S IN MY WAY!!”

    The pickpocket turns out to be a kid; a little guttersnipe called Pollock, and the players end up recruiting him

    Pollock: “You have to talk to Robster, the secretary – he’s a little bit of a dick”

    Gertrude: “Excuse me, you shouldn’t have a language like that!”

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