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  • #643193
    Hal
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    • Treant

    Monkey – that is awesome. It looks like Thing and Santa…. Wait…. @Thing 

     

    Hal :hal:

    #643194
    Thing
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    • Drider

    Any rumours that I have grown a beard to play Santa at a local sorority and have young girls sit on my lap is totally without foundation!!!

     

    Also there is no plot for me to replace santa for profit.  Nothing to see here

    #643195
    Hal
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    • Treant

    You should totally try that sorority thing 🙂

     

    Hal :hal:

    #643196
    Thing
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    • Drider

    yeah, films teach us we should be able to disguise ourselves as a girl to get in there… but that doesn’t always work

    #643197
    Aethyr
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    • Thri-kreen

    It helps if you shave the beard.

    insert witticism here

    #643198
    Thing
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    • Drider

    It helps if you shave the beard.

    Great, now you tell me

    #643199
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Reposted from YSDC: An Adventure Seed – The Object Under Seattle….

     

    “Something unknown, engineers say – and all the more intriguing to many residents for being unknown – has blocked the progress of the biggest-diameter tunnel-boring machine in use on the planet, a high-tech, largely automated wonder called Bertha. At five stories high with a crew of 20, the cigar-shaped behemoth was grinding away underground on a three-kilometre-long, $US3.1 billion ($3.5 billion) highway tunnel under the city’s waterfront on December 6 when it encountered something in its path that managers still simply refer to as “the object”.

    Lamentably, it has since been solved, and it turns out to be a very long pipe put there two years ago by the department of transportation.  Yes, the same DOT that is currently hitting the pipe with their massive tunnel boring machine.

    But perhaps that’s just the official explanation.

    #643200
    Thing
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    • Drider

    I’m pretty sure the object and pipe where just put there as an excuse to cover up the stoppage of Bertha while the city negotiates with the mole-men that they angered with their tunneling.

    #643201
    Lockhart
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    • Owlbear

    They dug too greedily and too deep.

    #643202
    Hal
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    • Treant

    Lockhart might be on to something – perhaps they found a Balrog 🙂

     

    Hal :hal:

    #643203
    Aethyr
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    • Thri-kreen

    I’m putting my money on crab people.

    insert witticism here

    #643204
    Slartibartfast
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    • Gelatinous Cube

    I’m going with crab people too (why not Zoidberg?) but @[member=”Thing”] should keep us informed of and unseasonal raises in temperature or sudden smog clouds and plagues of goblins that might herald a Balrog.

    #643205
    Thing
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    • Drider

    Crab people at least we know how to handle.  We are wise in the ways of both butter+garlic as well as tartar sauce.

    #643206
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Speaking of Seattle…

    tumblr_nj1dzrWYMc1r4s2x6o1_r1_540.jpg
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    You know what makes me laugh about this poster?

    Whoever made it has obviously NEVER been to Seattle. This view seems to be completely impossible, unless he lives on a really really really big helicopter constantly hovering over Elliot Bay.

    I didn’t read the books. Does he work for S.H.I.E.L.D. by chance and have his own sexytimes helicarrier?

    Anyway. If you are going to base a movie somewhere, please learn the basic geography of the area.

    #643207
    Thing
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    • Drider

    He’s looking in a full wall mirror out the window on the opposite wall. #problemSolver

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