Warlords Of The Accordlands Session 071

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File Name: Warlords of the Accordlands Session 071

File Submitter: WhiteKnight

File Submitted: 23 Oct 2011

File Category: Dungeons and Dragons 3.5

Genre: Fantasy

Profanity Level: Jolly Sweary Indeed

71 and still going strong

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And here we get far, far too much information about Ross and the surgical modifications to his reproductive bits. 🙂

Ross: I’m having my downstairs rerouted.
Fin: Less rerouted, and more disconnected!
Tina: Yeah, where would you have it rerouted to, Ross?
Fin: …ACHOO! 😀

And then Gillaran went out to purchase the most expensive hat in the city – one with a small temple on top.

Tina: He’s got more money than sense.
Fin: That would be true even if he had three copper pieces!

…The hat will come in useful, once he gets a level in his new class: freelance ambassador. 😛

Ross: (Looking at the class description) Why do ambassadors need to have the Swim skill?
Tina: Because you get invited to parties where they throw you in the pool, obviously. 😉

Obviously, Ross has never played Shadowrun, or he would’ve known not to make a deal with a dragon.

Ross: So, do we have a pact? Will you give us an oath, a solemn oath?
Dragon: How would you like the oaf cooked?
Tina: A dragon with a sense of humor! 😀

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