Forums Archive RPGMP3 Chatter FILK and such Whartson Hall – what gall!

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  • #555627
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Uproar! Rioters in the street! Protest songs set to the latest faddish pop music!

    We citizens are much appalled

    By what goes on up at the Hall

    We can’t be party to

    Those awful things we’ve heard they do

    Manchesterites are kind and meek

    Except when dealing with the geeks

    They use puns and plays on words

    Ones that show they’re clearly nerds

    This used to be a fine town

    But now it’s full of nerdy clowns

    They took a house in our town

    And called it Whartson Hall – what gall!

    They moved in Whartson ‘All

    d20, d12, d10, d8, d6, d4, distaste, disgust, dismay

    Their bawdy jokes we cannot take

    All the laughs keep us awake

    We’d rather live on Acacia Ave

    Than let our lives become depraved

    They use bad words for body parts

    And we’re not talking lungs and hearts

    Giggling, smirking cynic’lly

    Crumbling biscuits in their tea

    This used to be a fine town

    But now it’s full of nerdy clowns

    They took a house in our town

    And called it Whartson Hall – what gall!

    They moved in Whartson ‘All

    This used to be a fine town

    But now it’s full of nerdy clowns

    They took a house in our town

    And called it Whartson Hall – what gall!

    They moved in Whartson ‘All

    d20, d12, d10, d8, d6, d4, distaste, disgust, dismay

    Oh, we’ve got it on authority

    This riff-raff’s simply bourgeoisie

    We’ll snub the nerds, we’ll send them off

    To Coventry, dear

    Spurn this Whartson Hall

    Ho hum humhum hum hohum

    Ho hum humhum hum hohum

    Ho hum humhum hum hohum

    Ho hum humhum tralalala

    Ho hum humhum hum hohum

    (d20, d12, d10, d8, d6, d4, distaste, disgust, dismay)

    Ho hum humhum hum hohum

    Ho hum humhum hum hohum

    Ho hum humhum hum ho hmph

    This used to be a fine town

    But now it’s full of nerdy clowns

    They took a house in our town

    And called it Whartson Hall – what gall!

    They moved in Whartson ‘All

    This used to be a fine town

    But now it’s full of nerdy clowns

    They took a house in our town

    And called it Whartson Hall – what gall!

    They moved in Whartson ‘All

    #618062
    Lindsay
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    • Succubus

    Genius!

    #618063
    Hafwit
    • Posts : 493
    • Thri-kreen

    Outstanding! 😀

    (I had to listen to the original first though).

    #618064
    BigJackBrass
    • Posts : 4638
    • Drider

    What Gaul!

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    That’s not a picture of Martin and myself, by the way, but if you insist on taking it as such then I’m the short blond one 😉

    Pencil-Monkey wrote:
    Crumbling biscuits in their tea

    Now there I must take issue with you. “Crumbling biscuits in their tea” indeed? What sort of barbarians do you think we are? [/rhetorical] 😀

    Fine filking there, Mr Monkey. What’s the next target?

    #618065
    Pencil-Monkey
    • Posts : 5728
    • Mind Flayer

    Thank you! 😀

    BigJackBrass wrote:
    What Gaul!

    How very appropriate, considering their recent 50th anniversary. 🙂

    BigJackBrass wrote:
    That’s not a picture of Martin and myself, by the way, but if you insist on taking it as such then I’m the short blond one 😉

    Is there anything you wouldn’t do to avoid being associated with the ginger? 😉

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