Forums Archive RPGMP3 Chatter FILK and such Won’t’ Ya Won’t Ya Game With Me

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    Isis
    • Posts : 2150
    • Succubus

    Apologies to the Rocky Horror Picture Show; I was avoiding reading a paper for work. 🙂

    Noob: I found myself in a game

    D & D?

    I’d only played Cluedo before

    Gamer 1: You mean she…?

    Gamer 2: Uh huh

    Noob:I thought that all role-players

    Were sweaty, creepy weirdos

    Buying dice and minis to feed

    Their libidos

    Now all I want to know

    Is when’s my go

    I’ve tasted blood and I want more

    Gamer Chorus:More, more, more!

    Noob: Roll that spell resistance

    Can I close the distance?

    There’s an orc to smash

    Out of existence

    Won’t-cha-won’t-cha-play with me

    I wanna get XP

    Thrill me, chill me, don’t kill me

    Gimme another fight!

    Then if anything shows

    Up to oppose us

    I’ll back you up

    And take them down

    Gamer Chorus:Down, down, down!

    Noob: And that’s the main attraction

    Of this new distraction

    You need another player

    And I need action

    Won’t-cha-won’t-cha-play with me

    I wanna get XP

    Thrill me, chill me, don’t kill me

    I need another fight!

    Gamer 1: Won’t-cha-won’t-cha-game with me

    Gamer 2: I wanna get XP

    Gamer 1: Thrill me, chill me, don’t kill me

    Gamer 2: She won’t last the night

    Noob: Oh, won’t-cha-won’t-cha-play with me

    I need all the XP

    Thrill me, chill me, don’t kill me

    Give me one more fight!

    DM: All she does is fight!

    Gamer 4: All she does is fight!

    Gamer 3: All she does is fight!

    Gamer 2: Creature of the night?

    Game shop guy: All you did was fight?

    Gamer 1: Yup, Creature of the night

    DM: I’m calling it a night

    Noob: Just one more fight!

    #615961
    Ieqo
    • Posts : 1090
    • Owlbear

    Isis owes me a new keyboard! 😛

    Brilliant!

    #615962
    Isis
    • Posts : 2150
    • Succubus

    Thanks!

    And I don’t want to know what you did to your keyboard; I deny all responsibility for filk-related keyboard mishaps. 8)

    #615963
    Hal
    Admin
    • Posts : 7755
    • Treant

    Thats really cool 🙂

    Nice job 🙂 Not had a filk file in a while (grins)

    Hal :hal:

    #615964
    Hafwit
    • Posts : 493
    • Thri-kreen

    Outstanding! 😀

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