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  • #559796
    Pencil-Monkey
    • Posts : 5728
    • Mind Flayer

    Congratulations, friend citizen! Friend computer has granted you imaginary site admin powers!

    Rules of the game: Post a comment in this thread where you ban the poster directly above you, for any reason imaginable, up to and including “looking at me funny, bub”.

    (Optional rules: A La Mode – If any of the real site admins post in this thread, then you receive an animated GIF of @[member=”Pencil-Monkey”] doing that trick with a scoop of Cherry Garcia that got him thrown out of Ben & Jerry’s and banned under the municipal health code from using the phrase “moon shot” again.)

    Let’s begin with a traditional opening gambit:

    I ban the person above me for not existing.

    [EDIT: Of course, real site admins can edit your posts to change the rules 😀 – BJB]

    [EDIT2: Luckily we’re all far too professional for that]

    #644416
    Gorion
    • Posts : 61
    • Bullywug

    You get banned for abusing the mighty Banhammer on imaginary people.

    #644417
    Pencil-Monkey
    • Posts : 5728
    • Mind Flayer

    You’re banned for typing the word ‘Banhammer‘ without emphasizing it with a bold font.

    #644418
    Chewzter
    • Posts : 193
    • Orc

    You’re banned for not including “Alas forsooth ’tis true!” at the end of your post.

     

    Alas forsooth ’tis true!

    #644419
    Gorion
    • Posts : 61
    • Bullywug

    You’re banned for having a nice, round number of posts. Seriously, 140? What’s WRONG with you, man?

    #644420
    Daniel
    • Posts : 2850
    • Succubus

    You’re banned for using gendered terms.

    #644421
    Chewzter
    • Posts : 193
    • Orc

    You’re banned for being gelatinous.

    Really? What a spineless individual.

    #644422
    Daniel
    • Posts : 2850
    • Succubus

    You’re banned for being racist.

    #644423
    Pencil-Monkey
    • Posts : 5728
    • Mind Flayer

    You’re banned for being pants at camping.

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    #644424
    Daniel
    • Posts : 2850
    • Succubus

    I dunno, we seem to be doing a good job of it over on Eve: Online 😛

     

    You’re banned for failing to troll.

    #644425
    Pencil-Monkey
    • Posts : 5728
    • Mind Flayer

    You’re banned for Rickin’ the roll.

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    #644426
    Gorion
    • Posts : 61
    • Bullywug

    You’re banned for assuming I want to see boobs more than I want to see Rick Astley’s masterpiece.

    #644427
    Daniel
    • Posts : 2850
    • Succubus

    Your banned for not paying your Candlekeep overdue book fine.

    #644428
    Gorion
    • Posts : 61
    • Bullywug

    Have you seen the prices they charge? I didn’t die to protect my ward, I died to escape those blasted librarians…

     

    You’re banned for harassing the dead. Not cool.

    #644429
    Pencil-Monkey
    • Posts : 5728
    • Mind Flayer

    You’re banned for using a word with two identical consecutive vowels.

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